He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the Department Manager. Upon completion of the test, both men missed only one of the questions.
The manager went to the first applicant and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we`ve decided to give the job to the other applicant."
"And why would you be doing that ? We both got 9 questions correct," asked the rejected applicant.
"We have based our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed," said the Department manager.
"And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?" the rejected applicant inquired.
"Simple, "said the Department manager, "Your fellow applicant put down on question No. 5, `I don`t know` and You put down, `Neither do I.` "
The manager went to the first applicant and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we`ve decided to give the job to the other applicant."
"And why would you be doing that ? We both got 9 questions correct," asked the rejected applicant.
"We have based our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed," said the Department manager.
"And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?" the rejected applicant inquired.
"Simple, "said the Department manager, "Your fellow applicant put down on question No. 5, `I don`t know` and You put down, `Neither do I.` "
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And ... For the Grand Finale !!
Suppandi Writes A letter to BILL GATES !!!!
Dear Mr Bill Gates,
This letter is from Suppandi, of "Unknown Native",
We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.This letter is from Suppandi, of "Unknown Native",
1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and
whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Suppandi and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.
2. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.
3. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run ' has ran upto amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.
4. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
5. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??
6. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect your money.
7. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?
8. I brought computer, cpu, mouse and keypad lekhin there is only one icon with 'MY Computer', remaining ka kya huwa?
9 Aur ye to kamal hai, windows says 'MY Pictures' lekhin there is not even single photo of mine, So when you will Keep my photo in that.
10. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.
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